When I become a dad, dad rock will be things like Tool, Nine Inch Nails, RATM, KORN, Third Eye Blind (hell yeah), Deftones, not that bullshit glamour “metal”. I will drive them to kindergarten every morning and they’re going to be so goddamn amped up from the music that they’ll punch a fucking hole through their…
Belly postgame, basically: “What else am I supposed to do?”
Always a grappling truther.
My father caught me masturbating once, I am also female. Luckily he’s dead now.
Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.
Gruden would be better off spending the rest of his working life at ESPN. His stature has risen over the years, despite his stats. Everyone wants him to coach, but as the years go by, they forget how average he was. This job will ruin the unearned holy status he’s held dear. Every year he spends not coaching increases…
THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S FALLEN UP INTO A JOB HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT AND IT’LL PROBABLY END IN DISASTER.
Everywhere, Lions fans sighed with relief with the same collective thought: “We’re not the only ones anymore.”
Man I’m so tired of this garbage. I watched a YouTube video along these lines and the guy basically did an awesome, simple, three hour wash of his car... awesome, dude. You know what we have? Jobs, families, second jobs, etc... if I can run my car through what I consider a decent wash (to which I have a monthly…
Seriously. My car regularly closes gaps behind salt trucks at a ~40 mph speed differential as sand and salt goes pinging off the front of my vehicle. Now when it comes to washing I’m supposed to treat it like it’s made out of whale placenta? Fuck that.
What’s he doing? Getting paid that lawyer money.
Jesus go cry in your shitty Buick or whatever.
yes
We’re all distraught over this, but don’t dole out spectacularly stupid advice. At the heart of this story is the omnipresence of cameras - and if you think that by storming in and assaulting a child bully at school is going to yield positive results in this day and age (nothing like when your badass mother did it),…
Maybe that’s the whole point. Get the young wealthy Libertarian minded people to invest heavily in Bitcoin and other digital currencies to escape from the evil government and the BAM! steal it or just make it disappear and suddenly all the new money folk are penniless and the old money oligarchs are the ones left with…
that’s....quite a leap you’re making there re:CTE causes murder.
Is the best air freshener “Black Ice” or “New Car Smell”?
Well, inmates do have a lot of spare time on their hands.