Boy he really flipped the switch

UNITY DAMN IT UNITY WE WILL FORCE IT OUT OF YOU

I believe it’s called “jingoism” at this point. Though I bet that if paid the right sum of money, the NFL would open a football field sized box of Papa Johns pizza during the national anthem.

Approves

Shit, I just read a whole article about a guy watching a whole preseason NFL game. Knowing full well the whole time that this was the topic of the article. What the hell.

The only acceptable outcome.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Seems the Park Service found a photo that proves otherwise.

I’ll pay. I’ll watch. I’ll be embarrassed the next morning that I did either.

#1 Tip: Never go outside. If you do have to go outside, like camping, camp at a hotel. ^_^

Does this count as another major?

It’s almost like Bennett thought the actual apology was more important than the public appearance of an apology. That sure sounds more mature than this doofus.

“Sure, there is still a part of me that wonders why Bennett kept [the apology] private. If he is serious about being a role model, I feel like it would have been in his best interest to show his contrition to the world...”

hm

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Oh that’s cool. Miguel Sano just broke a lady’s face in an actual game. She’s sitting 466 feet from home plate. http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/03/1345176783/1493774152612/asset_2500K.mp4

Grado!