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PHENOMENAL GRILLE POWER!

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Subtlety wasn’t the goal, though, darling.

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Melissa with puppies alone was so heart-breakingly cute. I can’t imagine both of them with kitties. I can’t take it.

Jessica? Is that you?

Good Omens desperately needs to be a adapted, preferably written by Neil Gaiman.

I just got back from the DFAC (dining facility) when my Platoon Sergeant (Asshole) stopped me, "You're up for taking FIDO on walkies." He thinks he's being cute when he says things like that. It just makes him more of an asshole. I could point out that regulation states that both me, my exo-armor, and the system are