I mean I’m sure there are subtler ways to say “Fuck you Im with HER” than having your bespoke suit lined with the exact color of her dress... I can’t think of one now though...

I remember back in 2012-2013 I was stationed at Ft. Hood and would rent a car to drive to the nearest major airport (about 45 min away). The absolute worst cheapest ride I had was a Nissan Sentra 2012 model year. Manual seats and windows! (This thing actually had roll-up windows in 2012!) The engine barely made it to…

NAILED IT! Live long and prosper BITCHES!!! This girl wins nerd EVERYTHING!!!

Here's what I love about this: Jen (the name I'll use with her when we're engaged) is walking the red carpet as she has done dozens of times. When she notices a poor little girl in a wheelchair crying BECAUSE SHE CAN'T SEE THE EVENT THAT SHE "WISHED" YOU FUCKTARDS!!!! Jen immediately notices the gross injustice of…