I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, BART HARLEY JARVIS!

Will Lyman (Frontline narrator) also works. 

Could you just imagine if the Maple Leafs lost a finals game like that? The media and fan outrage would be overwhelming for the league.

Bradforth began to choke, opened his eyes and threw up what looked like “dirty motor oil,”

Cam Neel seems like a bridge too far. Yeah, he was a hall of gamer, but he didn’t become CAM NEELY until his second full season in Boston.  

If Boston wins in the Enterprise Center, Backes’ victory lap with the cup will be awesome.

I would love, love, LOVE it if Liverpool were to sign him, and move Firmino to an attacking MF role.

I’m hoping Kyrie signs with the Knicks, after opting out of his Celtics contract. Guess which team I root for!

“fascist asshole fodder like SWAT”

Have you loved every job you’ve had?

When Sofia Vergara looked at Ed O’Neill and said “I’m going to count to three,” I laughed harder than that joke probably deserved.

The Met Gala proved that it’s not Camp if you’re trying the guillotines can’t be constructed fast enough.

Man, this sucks. As a callow 18 y.o. From the ‘burbs “Boyz n The Hood immersed me in an America I barely knew existed. If he never made anything else, that would still be a great legacy.

He’s a very mature kid,” Gettleman said, before adding that Jones possesses “fiber.”

...which is why it’s 181 minutes long. I was working at a movie theater when it was in it’s original release. I remember I had to use every reserve of self control to keep from shouting at the screen  “JESUS, JUST FUCKING END ALREADY!!!”

“It’s pronounced ooh-THOOS.”

Tedious? No. Tinfoil-hat worthy? Definitely.

We lost in 2016 in large part because the field was mysteriously cleared for Hillary Clinton.

I thought “Run the Series” had franchises longer than eleven movies.. Boy was I wrong.

I was going to say, “That would be inhumane,” since I thought there were like, 20 of these. Turns out there are only 11 according to wiki.