Its a silkie. They are very small, and sweet tempered. Very suited to being a pet. YOu can understand where meat comes from and still have pets of a species you eat.

She is LOVELY. A friend of mine did her makeup once and said she hardly needed it and was also a really nice person. It makes me happy whenever she tells it.

There is a decrepit portrait of J.Lo in someone’s attic.

I want it. I’ll admit it I want to make a grilled cheese sandwich/quesadilla out of it.

This. A Croissant is a sheet of puff pastry cut and rolled upon itself to create the traditional shape. This is the same thing, just not rolled. I don’t shop at Walmart, but if I came upon such a thing I would in fact fill it with eggs, bacon and cheese and eat the shit out of it. In lieu of that, Pepperidge Farm…

Because all white women have stringy straight hair? Mine is very thick, very curly, to the point of being kinky certain days. If you want an answer to your question from this particular white woman (of swedish, german, and scottish descent), my hair will drink in whatever moisture i give it and thank me.

You need to buy better croissants.

It’s a sheet of Puff Pastry cut in a circle goddammit!

So, a flaky pita? I’m still in.

Man... I wanna be outraged at this, I do, I just...

Is it just me, or is it the macaroni pubes that sends this into its own new dimension of horror?

John Quincy Adams, on the other hand, everybody saw him naked...because he loved to swim naked in the Potomac.

Obama needs to be very active, and the media needs to give him about 50% more coverage than Trump. Headlines every day: “Obama meets with city leaders to find solutions to problems.” “Obama welcomed at Peace Summit as guest speaker.” “Obama delivers legendary graduation commencement speech.” “Obama given yet another…

I MISS HIM SO MUCH IT LITERALLY HURTS.

Please come back, Dad!

I also went to Catholic school and was taught a whole bunch of stuff is pretty much metaphor. I didn’t realize until probably my twenties that people who thought Genesis was fact even existed.

There’s a thing going around facebook complaining about how America is “soft” because they took God out of schools and discipline out of the home, etc etc etc. and I’m over here like...if you want your kids to be religious, teach them and take them to church. Don’t put that on the schools. And so many of the people…

I went to Catholic school and they told us that Adam and Eve weren’t real, but just a story. Because if they were real, then there would be too much incest and the population would become sterile from too much interbreeding.

JUST DO IT AT CHURCH!! Jesus Christ, people, you have a whole day that is supposedly set aside for EXACTLY THIS KIND OF THING. Or, if it really needs to be multiple days, do it during school vacation! I got forced to go to enough vacation bible schools/ other assorted religious bullshit to know that these kind of…

“There is a great deal of not just poetry and prose in the Bible, but from what I’ve read almost every piece of history that’s in the Bible has eventually been proven,” says Rev. Ray Hurt, who preaches in Mercer County.