That’s an average-looking man.

It’s like the reverse of the Bill Cosby downfall. A woman tell us this, but no one wants to believe it, and then another woman says it again, and no one wants to believe it. How many ladies are going to have to say that David Spade has a big dick before we accept that even though we dislike him, he has a big dick?

My favorite thing about the video is where they tell you that after you make your juice, you need to cut open “the pack” and take out the pulp for your compost, rinse the pack thoroughly and put the empty pack in a box. Then contact Juicero for a pre-paid shipping label so you can return the packs for recycling.

While I agree with some of your sentiments, a few points.

It pains me to disagree with such an incredibly well-written, persuasive essay that shows so much empathy. Stassa Edwards’ writing is one of the best things about Jezebel.

Great piece. I hate that we have to have this article again every time we get hit with fetishized suffering... but I don’t see it stopping any time soon. People love getting righteously weepy over dead children. The whole phenomenon reminds me of this piece awhile back : https://www.google.com/amp/jezebel.com/the-inter…

And here I am just eating fruits & vegetables whole like a goddamned caveman. Juicing things the primitive way with my teeth.

No, it’s a juicer. It uses a very specific process to get the juice. Read my other comment (which I crossposted from Slashdot where the original poster commented) regarding why it’s different.

Assuming that’s true, it’s even fucking sadder, dude. Look at the god damn book you posted further down about tritration pressing or whatever the fuck. You ostensibly like this failing juice company so much that you are posting multiple responses on multiple websites defending it. For free.

But aren’t you putting ACTUAL FRUIT into a high end juicer? They both do different things. This opens a juice bag for you.

Don’t “High end juicer machines” actually squeeze juice out of fresh fruit?

Cripes. I think I have a pretty great VC idea then. We ship you bottles of juice to put in your fridge. You don’t have to press it because we already pressed it for you. You already own the machine to keep it cold (fridge) and the upcharge for the convenience of delivery is only 30%. The bottle are actually…

Okay, so the product literally only creates extra steps from say, buying a bottle of cold pressed juice.

The juicer reminds me of what the internet will look like after the Right gets a hold of it.

Same! OK, even worse: 15 years in publishing/15 years as one of the world’s worst proofreaders (unless it was somebody else’s product line :(.

I’m gonna guess that the writer’s on this show couldn’t think of a tagline that didn’t center on her being black, so they just chose to leave it blank.

Wouldn’t the CHANGE in earnings compared to required debt be a more useful comparison? For the sake of argument, if you’re already earning $120,000 and your income becomes $127,000 with an MBA, then this ratio doesn’t help much in terms of “is the degree worth it?”.

And, Jesus is literally the most popular recipient of the death penalty of all time.

You worked at a gamestop, where it’s assumed you’re going to get bottom dollar for your trade.
You think people who keep their shit nice think $5 is a fair trade on a console? lol
when you’re paying dirt prices, people bring you dirt.

I don’t know if it has always been this way but it feels like the last 5-8 years Coachella an Burning Man have been inundated in celebrities trying to look cool and “freak out.”
It’s so strange.