My original theory was that he would get impeached 6 months in (give or take 3 months). My new theory is that he will quit before the inauguration.

I’m hoping he’ll quit.

I liked it but wanted to love it more. I don’t blame the movie, I blame the gushing reviews for setting a too-high bar.

I think her jewelry line is separate from the clothing/footwear/handbag line. This is the bracelet she (er, her VP of Sales) was hawking:

No one finds the irony in the brand that owns cheetos hates a talking cheeto?

Truth. Obama seemed to be hinting at some advice in his last press conference though, I need to believe he and others will be behind the scenes forcing the DNC to get its shit together.

You were fine until the last eight words. Remember you’re talking about Democrats here, if there’s a way to fuck it up we’ll find it.

“Ivanka” is equivalent to “Little Ivana,” meaning the Trumps named their firstborn son and daughter after themselves. And Tiffany after a jeweller. And Barron after minor nobility/Daddy’s alter ego. So Eric’s the only one not to get a tacky name, I guess.

I wouldn’t be shocked in the least if they had discussed this with them beforehand.

...so much for “they hire all the best people.”

love your eta, god bless all retail employees

*Exasperated sigh.* Personal responsibility doesn’t apply to her, just to the poors. She does have a line of very affordable bootstraps for them to buy though.

Discussing this with employees after the fact is, literally, the opposite of “proactively.”

Well that’s okay. If Obama doesn’t grant the Trumplings top secret clearance, on January 21, 2017, President Trump can grant them presidential-level clearance. They can all confer on policy in the morning and the Trumplings can then make the appropriate business moves afterwards at Trump Hotel to enrich the Trump clan…

Smooth.

She sounds like the type of person who invites people over for dinner and then tries to get them to invest in a ponzi scheme.

“This notification was sent by a well-intentioned marketing employee at one of our companies who was following customary protocol”

I was shopping the other day at a discount store and I saw a dress that looked kind of cute but then I saw the Ivanka Trump tag and realized it was ugly. Hope she enjoys what this is doing to her brand.

Aww, it’s the fault of a meddling marketer, huh? Ain’t that just a tough break for Ivanka that someone would do that. It’s not like she consciously wore her ugly $9k bracelet (since when did she start carrying high end jewels?) on national TV as a form of product placement.

Not a bit. They are like the Palins had inherited millions of dollars.