Or "Why deny the obvious child" to yourself, as in why deny the inner child within you that sees things for what they are.

I just want to know who edited the name "Christopher" into "Topher"

Here's to the ladies who say fuck.

In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.