They gave me to us before the tour.

It’s too bad he most likely survived. His genes shall spread. Sigh

Holy shit I can’t stop laughing... xD

classic. I always find it interesting how someones friends may be like “ yeah thats a great idea” then it happens and everyones face goes 0___0 .

Ouuuuuuuuch!

Nothing except for sobriety at least.

what the fuck do you have against deer? Ain’t some way you can learn to swerve rather than drive straight at them?

“fell asleep”

“Bud Light: Famous Amongst Friends That Forget.”

Where in the world is Jody Nash-Sponsored and fueled by Bud Light.

Can she go on tour and get left places? Each time to awake to a news crew and holding a Bud Lighr.

Stuck the Landing 9.5

Came here for this. Satisfied.

He’ll definitely feel that when he wakes up, but is probably too drunk to remember why he feels like he was hit by one of the cars...

unless “450 degree somersault off roof to faceplant” in the name of science was the actual plan.

I’m going to concur with the “this is not good at all” prognosis.

That’s a Texas-sized self knock-out if I’ve ever seen one.

Let’s all recite the NPOCP motto:

I’d argue that no car should burst into flames from hitting a deer at those speeds - the damage, while expensive, should never have been able to cause a fire.