inb4 Jezebel shows up.

A stretch of I-35 passes about a block from my childhood home. During construction we skateboarded down the overpasses.

... which was the last time anyone drove on an expressway in Cinci without any problems whatsoever.

Dale Earnhardt once told a story about how he and a buddy went for a ride on an unopened section of the loop around Charlotte, 485 but turns out it wasn’t all done yet. Quite a surprise when they sailed off the 14" thick concrete at high speed.

To those saddened by the lack of colourful British swear words in the video, I offer this:

Just took my 5 year old and a few of her friends camping this weekend. On the way home I asked them what the best part of the trip was

Yep, definitely no problems with police anywhere else in the world.

I think he’s just trying to keep his head from exploding.

Alon Day and Andy Lally could have had amazing days with stronger teams. Alon was hurt by his team's horrible pit stops, and Andy Lally just needed his team to build a car with a working windshield wiper.

It’s a Ferrari Lamborghini

“They shouldn’t be moving him tho”

Ferarri? Pretty sure that’s a Lambo.

It was!

The 4 hours of Mid-Ohio is what it should be referred to as. I’m just glad they called it “Damp” and not a “Wet” track when the rains came. Live pit stops all day!

Hornish may have won under those rules.

It was so bad, it was terrific. I’ve never laughed during a race that much. It was both painful and fun to watch

Won’t somebody please think of the children!

It’s was an amazing clusterfuck spectacle of racing/mudding.

I installed one of the button type handles on my car. Only it doesn’t open the door. It just rings a bell, which summons my butler. Then he opens the door for me. It’s all very civilized.