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Don’t be an ass!

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I guess you really don’t know what you got till it’s gone.

Was teenager. Had SHO. Back when SHO was cool. Valet parked it at a garage, went to a three-hour-long dinner, at a restaurant with a convenient view of the street. During dinner, see what appears to be a twin of my SHO gunning the engine and attempting street-racing. In fact, looked uncannily like my SHO, but couldn’t…

Sorry sir, we can’t park your car...

Sucks. He’s the last thing that makes me want to watch the couple races I do per year anymore. Once he’s gone, I’m done with NASCAR, aside from maybe watching the end of the Daytona 500 or something if I happen to be home.

At least he isn’t fat :-)

Even when that guy isn’t drunk, I’d bet he’s still stupid

We are not immune. Our plastic expansion tanks are notoriously prone to failure. And... yeah, that’s it, I guess.

We must have had the same dad. Mine was “just sleep on it” when I broke my arm.....

This is why I don’t understand Ford sticking with the V10. It is such a gas hog. The 6.2 must, then, really be a failure if they decided not to improve that engine and/or replace the V10 with it. There’s simply no need for a V10 configuration, however reliable it may be.

Literally as soon as you posted this they black flagged it and Chris Buscher (is that how you spell his last name?) was named the winner.

Thank you for bringing me that game! :)

5 years later...

i used to have them in my head when i was young... im getting louder with age

I find it amusing that people are trying to hide behind “But it was Russia!” Let’s look at this...

*wanking motion*

I’ll pay $37* for them to kidnap my MIL and not return her... I mean kidnapping a man’s mom, dad, wife, daughter or son would be one thing but kidnapping a man’s MIL is like a gift! am I right?

Ah, Bernie is 85? That explains why he looks like Andy Warhol’s rotting corpse.