A wasp is the reason I said the word “fuck” in front of my dad for the first time. when I was about 15.

The last new car I bought was my current car, a 2007 Saab 9-3 Aero Sport Combi. I bought it using European Delivery, the catch is that I was living in Denmark at the time. All my research was done online, I used Skype to call the Saab dealer in my hometown in Ohio. Of course the first thing they wanted to do was have…

Gotta admit, after that last restart it was anyone’s race!

I posted this morning about the rescheduled ARCA race. It’s on Fox Sport 2 at 6pm.

It auto-posts at 5am, eastern time on Blackflag. I don’t know why it doesn’t show up on Jalopniks main page until 9am.

The ARCA race from Talladega that was supposed to run at 6pm yesterday has been rescheduled for 6pm(I think, double check me) today.

I’ve got a couple t-shirts from various Saab garages around the country. Does that count?

Common sense is sadly not so common these days.

You really should sign up for some kind driving school to help you work on car control and building your confidence behind the wheel.

You will get old. Things that were once easy will become not so easy.

“a party in the living areas almost nightly. Inmates drink, use drugs and barbecue”

“Thrilled to be a hillbilly, hate to have to deal with me. Probably just end in a fight.”

While I like the cast, this is a movie I probably won’t see. I was 13 or 14 when this happened and I remember that the whole thing about the coked deal seemed questionable.

That looked like a bird suicide pact.

I watched the whole thing and it looked to my untrained, unprofessional eye like he did a good job. He did everything right, didn’t spin out and got up to speed.

“garbage-packed typing condoms masquerading as people”

I think the worst part about McLaren-Honda’s performance, aside from their lack of performance, is that with the exception of last weekends race Alonso’s car has run almost all the way to the end of each race. 50 laps of 57 completed in Australia, 33 of 56 in China and 54 of 57 laps in Bahrain.

In 1978 my dad bought a new Cherokee with a Levi’s denim interior. Buttons, rivets, blue denim seats. It held up pretty well over the 20 years and 100K miles dad owned it.

Puke, without a doubt.