I dated a girl that pronounced Volvo “Vulva”.

It makes sense. As anti-theft systems have gotten better and cars have gotten harder to steal, thieves are going to figure out ways to defeat the anti-theft systems.

The dark times are here.....

It’s been discussed by local, state and the federal government. In a place where it’s hot and doesn’t rain a lot the pavement soaks up all the fluids. When it rains the fluids mix with dirt and water in the first few minutes. The longer it rains the more fluids and dirt are washed away.

Oh yeah, it’s true. I’m sure there’s an official study somewhere, but I have no idea where to find it. Oil and all the other crap that accumulates on the highway in places that go long periods of time without rain will turn the road into an oil slick for the first few minutes of a raid shower. Plus I drove for a…

That’s true anywhere, especially if it’s been a long time since the last time rain fell. The first 5-10 minutes of a rain shower are the worst, because all the oil and other stuff thats soaked into the pavement hasn’t had time to be diluted and washed away. A short cloudburst is worse than a long, soaking shower.

It’s a 4x4 Trollblazer, well worth $2000.

My mother in law had one of these. When her first grandson was born she made it from Esbjerg, Denmark to Hamburg, Germany in 2 and a half hours.

‘Mericuh!

Yeah, my daughter is in the USAF, stationed in Grand Forks. The base and city are on Red Flag, which means keep your ass at home if you aren’t essential.

Ouch. That can’t be cheap!

I have the sandpaper one saved!

What kind of car?

Damn! Good for your shops bottom line, not so good for the owner of the cars bank balance!

Hell yeah, I’d drive it!

Did they drive it after putting PS fluid in the braking system?

Well yeah, except for that whole being able to see thing.

Cheers!

It’s already happened.