One of the first images to pop up via an image search for his name:

I live for BCO.

I did this all morning. Yisssssssssssssssss! The only good thing about Mondays!!!!

refresh.... refresh..... ...... refresh .... refr-yessssssssssssss

The Guilt is strong with these dudes.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

Carnac the Magnificent: It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.

Either way you look at it, he appears to be happy.

Insulting a girl = sexist.

Goddamnit, THANK YOU. Madonna is the musical equivalent of the dude who played football in high school and still talks about it, even though he's 42 and sells renter's insurance in Reno now.

The gentleman came in with his video camera a couple hours later. The video started with the back of his television and then immediately cut to him masturbating on his bed for five seconds then back to the television.

I laughed. And now I hate myself, too.

She better hope her aim is good. Otherwise she might end up with a giant gash.

Not the first time a Makita was in the crease in Chicago.

I'm guessing he's now busy getting horny for defending lawsuits.

This guy needs help.