My face when reading these "The sports media is important!!!" pieces:

I agree. It's time for him to make a switch

Not after what the Vikings did to him. Bruises like that don't just heal overnight.

Bognor Regis was recently relegated by Bognor Michael Strahan.

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

Are we going to get some context here? Or just a picture of this guy making a stupid face?

A little context would be helpful

♫ ♫ Celino and Barrrrnesss the injury attorneyssss, call 854-2020 ♫ ♫

Interesting, thoughtful comments from both players.

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

Paul: Ghost! Help!

An artist's depiction of Lily's editor hanging out in this comments section

I love this, in part because it's a plausible enough excuse to revisit this.

The Burns meet a very soft penguin

I want to get on board with this series but it honestly just seems like an excuse to bag on strangers and really petty. Sororities have arbitrary and ridiculous rules regarding grooming and behavior? You don't say! It's a private club, if people want to pay to have their lives run that way who cares? Greek life is…

There are shitty people in groups everywhere. Yes, the email sent to you is poorly written and eye-roll worthy. But yes, also, this thread is unnecessary. I'm not sure what is being improved or illuminated by posting this stupid email from 2011.

Did your girlfriend happen to enjoy having her butt fumbled with?