“While recognising the need to retain top executives”

This isn’t a need. It’s the biggest lie in the corporate universe, in fact.

The difference between a “top executive” and “other executives” is literally a lottery pull. The vast majority of them are staggeringly incompetent or ineffectual people that just ride…

Disgusting!

Once dropped my game boy in the toilet. Cut the poop in two on its way down.

62 million people voted for Donald Trump. Stupid gullible people often confuse arrogant obnoxious assholes for bold leaders.

From the few articles I bothered to read, he’s the kind of guy who cheats on his wife multiple times and films children in a public restroom. It doesn’t sound like the persona and the man himself are all that different. 

It’s always funny (and sad) to see a bunch of poor people donate to a millionaire.

80% more pollution or 100% of these chili dog farts.

I was thinking this.
I don’t see a major or even minor EU or North American city on the list. This headline could have easily been “living in an developing nation that pollutes like its 1977 LA is bad for your health.”

Good riddance to Hackett. He should never have been CEO. Sadly for Ford, Farley has delusions of adequacy. This won’t end well for Ford. They need another Alan Mulally.

“Actually, being around me is a privilege” sounds exactly like what any garden variety malignant narcissist would say. Sweet and wonderful to the world at large, and a devil at home and to anyone unlucky enough to fall into their orbit as a dependent (think children, spouses, & employees).

That is why she doesn’t allow subordinates to look her in the eye, her greatness would blind an ordinary peon.

“She knows she can be tough at times,” the source continued, “but believes she works hard and is extremely creative and that it’s a privilege to work for her and be around her.”

So true for GM cars. My Cruze (bought it new, back when Cruzes were better than Civics) gains value every time it gets fueled. Guess that makes me a sucker. Whatever, still an entertaining daily.

I couldn’t watch the video with sound and with no closed captioning made it useless for me except for one thing; I wish my wife looked at me like this woman looks at this guy telling the story.

I knew someone that bought their college age kid a new Hyundai, he proceeded to drive it through college and a year or two afterwards, and then the engine blew up on it. I don’t remember the mileage, but it wasn’t super high, but enough that I think it was out of warranty. So his mom calls the dealership to yell at…

Seriously, how many of us are reading this at work and can’t take 5-10 minutes to watch a video? I almost exclusively read this site while I am at work.

remember 3 days ago when the media was practically orgasmic that trump had totally changed his rhetoric and was taking the virus seriously?

Damn.  That’s good help right there in the FOM.

Good Kinja