May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit. But, all new Ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any toothmarks at all anywhere on their bodies,…

That’s fair. They do get terrible gas mileage. The charms are they are 1. bulletproof reliable 2. cheap/easy to work on 3. Hold their value exceedingly well. 4. great off road 5. that back window!

Hmm, have you heard of the 5th gen 4Runner? It is like your old 4Runner in every way just new and, depending on your definition of ancient, possibly the same car.

So your worst day in 54 years was that you got sick? I don’t know whether to applaud or scold you. Count yourself lucky you haven’t had any actual hardships.

The former “Top Gear” and “Grand Tour” host bemoaned the fact that modern cars are getting too heavy for his liking.

If my employer showed up at my door checking if I was actually sick I’d THIS IS SPARTA them off my porch.

Did they hire Michael Bay to video the landing? That was amazing. 

NAFTA was replaced by USMCA, which I referenced in the third paragraph.

So, what exactly do we think is physically happening inside his skull, where the rest of us have a brain?

“Kamala Harris wants to turn America into Venezuela!” shreiks the candidate also running on a platform of government-controlled commodities pricing, a policy that was at the core of Venezuela’s economic collapse.

“Let’s fuck up the ability to do this work whilst saying we ‘should’ provide enough funding to do a better job without actually following through on it” is certainly a strategy.

The only person I feel bad for in all of this is the billionaires son. Wasn’t he, like, scared to go in the first place? 

Depends upon how much you borrow, if at all. 

You don’t financially support this psycho under any circumstances. Once he’s gone from Telsa, sure.

At least the door stayed attached so Boeing is getting better.

The other 70% should be ticketed.

Yes? 100% it does.

Drivers also aren’t allowed to grimace while peeing in a bottle.

In other hilarious Cybertruck news, the cybertruck subreddit went private because they couldn’t handle the criticism anymore. Truly hilarious. 

If you’re dumb enough to give Musk your money, I have zero sympathy for you.