Yo, Cait, Imma let you finish, but you were married three times. THREE TIMES!

Really? I would never have guessed looking at this guy that he doesn’t shower regularly.

The real question is - how does he smell? If I had to guess, I’d say “awful”.

I’m not sure I agree with his reasoning either, but his strategy worked. He got published. And we’re discussing the poem. And we’re discussing the political implications of his name. Which, if you believe his sincerity, was the whole point. And these discussions are kind of the whole point of getting published.