He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

“in a very threatening kind of way,”

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

Here’s a Gladiator story:

People are hating on the name, as if it’s the worst thing the Internet ever did, and here I am relieved that it wasn’t named “Hitler did Nothing Wrong.”

published in the journal PNAS

Is Climax, Michigan on the way to Paradise?

if the Leafs ever win the Stanley Cup again.

Shit like this is why banning the shift is dumb. I know, I know, it’s way harder than it looks to use the half of the field that is wide open, especially when the models say that pulling the ball and hitting monster dongs is most efficient. But maybe your model is just wrong. Use the whole damn field!

you try keeping down a St. Louis style pizza

I understand this was a situation where it was easy to get carried away, but you’ve got to realize during those times that you only need about half as much mayo in your beer

Some might say GM and Ford have always been rivals.

Doug Ford getting booed and disrespected by the GM on the same day in separate incidents makes this a special championship.

After looking at those pictures, I feel there is a high-percentage chance that Plant Guy and his buddy are Insane Clown Posse fans.

You’re telling me those ads portraying Chris and James as the very best of friends who hang out all the time in a mid-century modern house with Oscar Nunez aren’t accurate?

Ignore it at your peril. 

“It’s not something we wanted to have happen. It didn’t have to go this route,” says spokesperson for sheriff’s office that has chosen to make this happen by going this route.

In his defense, the officer was probably just on edge from being surrounded by so many giant, successful, black men.

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

Another lesson to be taken from this Finals series (“Final Clubs. Not Finals Clubs.”), and it is this: