Somehow the auto companies have perfectly walked the line in development and marketing whereby they’ve massively improved quality and durability as time has gone on, used that as a selling point, but still convinced people they should lease or buy a new car every few years anyhow. It’s mind-boggling.

I have always wondered the same.

Thanks, this is an actually helpful reply!

I know this horse has been beaten to death, and rebeaten several times since, but I guess I still don’t know what the hell counts as a catch in the NFL! I thought the changes that have occurred since the Calvin “catch” were supposed to make it so the Golladay “catch” was simply a catch, but apparently not.

They’re not beating OSU, but unless you tell me who they’d hire, I don’t think Jimmy’s gone yet (unless he pulls a, uh, him, and leaves before everything completely immolates).

I am definitely on the Games are Too Long squad, so I at least applaud the reader’s creativity because it retains some deeply fundamental aspects of baseball (untimed/turn-based, no ties).

This part was so funny I had to re-watch him saying it five or six times before I realized he’s just fully saying an entirely different name than the guys actual name.

Art Regner in winter 2005 saying shit like, “If it all comes together I really think this team could win a World Series with Verlander #1, Bondo #2, and Maroth as a ‘crafty’ #3.”

GTRIII — according to The Rules you now own my account. Congrats? Sorry?

For the Michiganders among us, I think someday Roth should pull cards from the 2003 - 2008 Tigers and have Lauren Remember Those Guys.

It’s gonna fucking suck when Brad Marchand breaks his ankle in the 10th game of the season.

BTC has some of the best lyrics of the decade. “I swung my fiery sword, I vent my spleen at the lord // He is abstract and bored, too much milk and honey.”

It really seems like the ultimate combo meal — Houston is a bad defensive team, Hurts is 21 years old instead of 19 years old, and the program is undeniably more focused on having a player like Hurts be their engine instead of a cog in the overall machine.

The revelation that there’s a Chris D’Elia app is somehow funnier than anything else.

This is an awfully privileged reply.

Agreed. I also keep waiting for consumers to realize that used cars made between, say, the mid-2ks and mid-2k10s offer a boatload of options that are high quality with good mileage and plenty of features. It boggles my mind why so many people insist upon continually leasing or buying brand new cars.

Make NFL Blitz Real

Dom, I’m going to try and make you feel better. This one is short and sweet.

Dom... fuck....

hell yeah