Damn those pants are super tight , there is no way I would fit into them unless…
I better shape up.

Actually (and I’m embarrassed that I remember this, so no need to shame me), the poncho picture is from Stewart leaving prison and the poncho was crocheted for her by a fellow inmate, so wearing it out of the jail was kind of a solidarity moment?

Aw, fuck off with your casual homophobia. You’re not helping.

Because her floor is covered in crushed white rhino horns, duh.

The breakdown of the traditional American family

Okay, hold the fucking phone.  If those were all just rose petals on the floor, WHY ARE THEY CRUNCHING WHEN SHE WALKS ON THEM.

I feel like she probably oversaw the entire process, which further illustrates how life has become one “perfect photo op” after another. Everything feels surreal. I just want to go back to being 6 years old and watching Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.

Woman that was openly dating 20 men with their full knowledge in the context of a show about a woman dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two but acted like he wasn’t.

...even though Butler looks nothing like the King of Rock and Roll to me.

“As I anticipated, the liberal left lost their minds over the fact I choose not to be alone with another woman,” Foster wrote on Wednesday in a tweet.

Call your girlfriend. It’s time you had the talk. Give her your reasons. Tell her it’s not her fault

Ya know, I didn’t support Pritzker in the Democratic Primary because he was a billionaire who never held office. I voted for Daniel Biss. Now there’s still lots to be seen still with how Pritzker performs but damn he's been on a clip fulfilling campaign promises. I don't know if a Governor Biss could have done the…

I don't even know why women keep following religions, there's nothing for us in there.

I look at people I love like that all the time, including my children, dogs I like, my parents, and my close friends.  It’s established that these two have been close friends for decades, isn’t that enough to justify a look of love?

Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

True, good catch. Though she SHOULD be worth more than Bezos, if the world was fair. 

Superman is an alien, so ya would bang. 

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

They used to do this! I remember in the 5th grade they had a MMR clinic. I had to stay at the school because I had already gotten my MMR shot, but everyone who went got mcdonalds. I cried. 

If the passengers had been waiting for several hours, then the flight attendant had also been waiting for several hours, while working, plus she probably had to start working an hour or two earlier than the passengers. Also, just as the passengers will have to sit  for the duration of the flight once it finally takes…