“Sexy, but not threatening. Accommodating, but not unchallenging. Sweet, but not boring. Smart, but not intimidating.”

Notably, however, he is an age-appropriate selection. Baby steps!

Anyone who thinks TLJ “ruined mah childhood” has clearly never moved beyond that childhood.

As a WoC and massive Star Wars fan the fact that people were messing with Kelly Tran fucks me up. Star Wars needs better fans and WoC need better support.

Idk why this made me laugh so hard..

According to Trump Manafort isn’t a witch.

Sometimes books and their covers do match.

her daily breakfast, a kale/blueberry/discarded By the Sea poster/almond milk smoothie

Hi! Dan from Deadspin here. I have some information to add so the Jezebel commenters can make an informed decision.

***I LOVE THIS SO MUCH***

the best part was that i sold it on etsy, and then the guy proposed to his now wife, and sent me pics of the proposal and it was a very happy ending for my beloved ring.

#Teamthetallblonde

he proposed on christmas day, so i didn’t feel like i even needed to worry about the laws. SUCKS TO SUCK, EX!

when my ex called off our wedding, i kept the ring. he was at least smart enough to not ask for it back. and i sold it for twice as much as he paid for it.

https://twitter.com/annamerlan/status/918323044724113409?lang=en

“Look at me.
Look at me.
This is my look now.”

They broke up because she actually died.

I tell my dogs and kitties that I love them the mostest but secretly I love Fiona the mostest. Such a hippocrite.