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It accurately describes how you feel, though. The days after giving birth is a haze, but the one thing I remember with clarity is how AWESOME it felt to be able to get out of bed like a normal person and not roll out bed like a whale carcass being pushed out to sea

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

I married my husband after like 9 months of dating. WE JUST KNEW?

It would be hypocritical if society was fair and supportive of parents so that you could give a baby all they need no matter what that is. However, since every family is essentially on their own, we can be grateful that some parents, like those of this cutie, are able to make it work while facing up to our own reality.

Maybe he secretly bankrolled Westworld to see how the public would react to his (then preliminary) plans.

Theory: Elon keeps getting back together with Amber to collect data to clone her into the Perfect Amber for Elon.

It’s going to be an action film that starts with Jesus rising from the dead and then kicking ass and taking names.

How can Passion of the Christ have a sequel? Doesn’t the main character die in the first one?

“Coincidentally” Beyonce is currently rocking cornrows.

After a few years of seeing the name Pentatonix pop up here and there but never hearing their music, this comment finally prompted me to go listen to some of it.

I have no idea who Janelle Monáe is

Basically, you’re saying “My music-penis is bigger and veinier than your music-penis.”

My personal choice would be Elk Grove Village West.

Unlike Mariah Carey who seemingly tried to draw attention away from her face to other parts of her body.  

I hold out hope that she, with the help of her team and family, can navigate things and end up more like Emma Watson. She’s a great young actress, and I hope like hell you end up wrong

Markle’s “seed” will “taint our royal family,”

Next will be a Muslim Pm. And a black king

“She’s a ‘gender equality t***. She’s obsessed with race”.

Markle’s “seed” will “taint our royal family,” and that “[t]his is Britain, not Africa.”