“Omarosa has disputed that she was fired—although the Secret Service has confirmed that it deactivated her security pass”

As a PR person, all the coaching in the world doesn’t stop some people from running off at the mouth at precisely the wrong time. I have kicked clients under the table, jabbed them with pens and waved my arms frantically behind the interviewer, and often stuff just keeps spewing right out.

He certainly doesn’t understand the important role he is playing in the lives of the dogs in his world.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

Man, think if you were George Clooney’s fifteenth best friend. That would suck.

Who has 14 truly close friends?

it me

So the Trumps being bad at voting is one of those non-scandal scandals that doesn’t really affect policy in any way, and yet, it still manages to be an indictment of our eroding society in way that Obama’s “comparable” scandals weren’t (i.e. spicy mustard, tan suit, bowing to a robot). The first family not knowing how…

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

 That was also the toast as Roy Moore’s wedding.

This ended the show?

Alabama is really doing to do this, aren’t they? And the Republicans in the Senate are going to fucking welcome him with open arms. This can’t be real life.

That is one of the most beautiful children I’ve ever seen.

Who cares? Flights are horrible. People eat stinky food, they take up too much space. On more than one occasion the asinine banter of adults has been more annoying that children. Get over it. Flying sucks. Kids are kids.

oh I have no doubt about that. I’m not taking a flight with my kids solo to get a shining gold star for passenger of the year. I was silently cursing, sweating, and uncomfortable the whole time with anxiety and fear. I did the best I could by myself. I also understand that its no one else’s issue that I was flying…

Sometimes babies need to go places, too. You sound like my roommate when she says children don’t belong on the subway.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Humblebrag 3/10

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