I’ll give her credit, the work she’s had done is top-shelf, at least. Can’t imagine it will hold up since she had it all so young, though.

You missed the killer line:

Gossip Girl was great thanks to Leighton Meester.

Oh wait I assumed you meant Trump and the cave thing, carry on with your more reasonable discussion of the journalists.

Yep.

Shall we crowdsource the perfect feminist Chinese-Caucasian baby name below?

Just a reminder that there is no genuine track record of Satanist child abuse anywhere in the world.

Christianity’s record, however...

You are history’s greatest monster.

I just read this lengthy ass blog post about a lawsuit stemming from a private Facebook mom group.

I’ll have you know I waste time in myriad ways-putting crap on my face is just one of them, and it’s nowhere close to being the most frivolous.

I’m starting to think this R. Kelly fellow might not be a good guy.

honestly, i only remember summer.

Why can’t these dumbfucks learn the difference between stuff that goes on between consenting adults and an adult—usually a straight man—raping a child?

oh I’ll just say it. Neither of these men is attractive. I do not get the appeal. Chuck and Linus are cuter.

I’ve already posted on Facebook reminding everyone to look directly into the sun today.

Abusers are always seeking Unimpeachable positions of trust in the community so they can get away with more with less effort.

Meanwhile, no arrests for the guys that beat up Deandre Harris with sticks and poles. And Harris’ name, and his assault are rarely mentioned in articles covering Charlottesville.

She does. I just ran to the Root before my head exploded. Thank Meghan.

I happened upon a husky mix 5 years ago and after several weeks of searching for her home with no luck, decided to keep her. She is the sweetest dog but Jesus is she hard work. They’re escape artists and runners and will not stop. After an entire year of obedience school and a real-time GPS collar, we’re a lot…

Mann became the first female mayor of Middletown