But—but, Misfit, how else is the audience to know that even though she is a powerful, intelligent woman who can handle her own shit, she is also Fuckable, and therefore, not as threatening to the manhood of the viewership?

They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

It seems weird to me that someone who is a member of the monarchy would not understand how monarchies work.

100% agree. She looks very put together. That’s not a job that allows for much in the way of avant garde fashion looks. I don’t want to listen to any of the garbage lies that come out of her mouth, but if she’s a confidence booster to women and girls out there who feel like their bodies are unacceptable for…

Unpopular opinion, but I think Sarah Huckabee Sanders looks great, especially before she got Mooched. It’s nice to see a woman of size look professional and not dowdy. I’m a woman of size entering a conservative profession and it is hard to make conservative clothes look fashionable when you’re not thin. She’s…

my son attended that very school two years ago - it was lousy with dicks.

That’s why the best way to drink it is to shotgun about half the can when you first open it.

Just here as a Midwesterner to remind people that it’s pronounced La-Croy, as in La Croix, WI. Idk about you coastal people trying to fancy it all up like it’s special.

I think “creamed jeans” already speaks volumes.

I do not know if you heard, but with Cuba, I had 84 percent, with the Cuban-American vote. But overall generally, I had well over 30 percent and everyone was shocked to see this. I understand the community and they understand me, and I have a great respect for the Mexican people.”

It’s so weird. I knew before reading that it was going to be a Fyre Festival but I wasn’t prepared to learn that he talks like a whiny little bitch in front of other world leaders.

Probably true. It’s more interesting to people when it’s committed by and against wealthy kids attending private schools.

A reminder and personal pet peeve: choking is when something obstructs your airway from inside your throat; strangulation is when the obstruction is external. Strangulation sounds scarier which is why I think people tend to say choke but this is horrific and should be described accurately.

Megan, thank you for standing up against big a cappella. The snark gave me life on this bleary hangover morning, even if I feel you might have pulled some punches.

Strong core. I can only do it for 15 seconds. Shows my ab muscles are growing.

I’ve been exercising and trying to include more fruits and vegetables in my diet because I noticed it makes me feel better. I noticed my body is growing stronger and I can do more. I went from not being able to do a plank at all to doing one for 15 seconds. Focusing on weight made me feel discouraged. Focusing on…

It’s like dudes who learned to say “I want a girl who takes care of herself” instead of “no fatties” in their dating profiles. The sickness is still there, but it has a better PR spin now.

I love this so much. I have so many girlfriends I worry about bc they are sooo into wellness that I believe it’s covering up disordered eating.

Apparently after the interview because it was so weird The New Yorker then called The Mooch back to ask if the interview was on the record and he said it was. He can’t even keep track of stories that are three days old..

An older guy marrying a very young (even prepubescent) girl is pretty much all of history.