As an architect, fire protection is literally 90% of my job. Hearing about things like locked egress doors and loading over capacity make my blood boil, it’s irresponsible!

Yes, Violetta, you’re a ballerina! We know!

If so JK’s sign language was the worst I’ve ever seen.

Did you clap for him?

Why is Sam Smith SO SKINNY he looks unhealthy

are you’re your own issues

FTFY

Maybe once she starts going to private school and or maybe it’s partially for the nannies that they must have?

OHMIGOD that is not what irony is.

There...there’s a painting above their bed of two lions fucking...

Did you make that? omg <3

Just ran into an old co worker at a party and he proceeds to (drunkenly) wrap his arms AROUND my arms, and talk to me about how cool my headphones are. Which was weird and unpleasant, but the worst part was when he walked away and I turned to the two other co workers I was talking to, I said, “Well that was so…

It probably happens everywhere, we’re just hearing about it from New England because that’s the hot bed for news stories rn. FUN!

Just be like “Oh thanks! I need another piece of advice: do you know where the nearest pizza joint is?”
Walk away with your head held high, fuck those guys

You want to help these kids?

That’s why I only go to Pitchfork. It’s walkable from my apartment, and it’s still a pretty small event. Fewer horrible youngs, no camping, it’s great!

Fun story: I did such a good job “tamping it down” that my boyf of 4 years decided maybe we shouldn’t be together because it seemed like I didn’t want kids so I’d be a terrible mother. So you’re fucked either way you “act” so just be you, if you want kids that much go for it.

See I didn’t even notice her clothes, I was just in awe of her kick-assing. Also taking notes for any future kitchen fighting I may have to do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You make a great point, though. 

I’m v interesting in lasering but know nothing about it. Does it last? I hAAAate shaving and waxing will never happen again.

Well just look at what MoBama wore. This is what modern, normals wear to meet the pope. Normal clothes. Not a woman circa 1880 would have worn to hear mass in Latin at 7 AM.