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My grandma had her mother’s mink made into two teddy bears which she then gave to me and my cousin. They’re gorgeous and soft and are heirlooms which I think do honor to and cherish the (very valuable) material without glorifying of the practice.

K but at least his campaign hired a competent stylist. Darn if Jeb! doesn’t look a little fly in these tailored suits. #creditwherecreditisdue

WAY LESS

Seems about right....

Drinking lots and lots and lots of water

When i started dating my (27 yr old) boyfriend, he had this pile of shirts and buttons which had come off and he was just basically waiting for a fairy god-girlfriend/mother to come along and sew them back on. We had a fun afternoon teaching him to do it himself. #truelove

look at those AAAAABS

that neckline foreverrrrrr

Or who had sex with Erick. Or who told Erick he needed a ‘k’ at the end of his name.

looks like they photoshopped a boobs onto an all black shirt

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staying in your house won’t even keep you safe

Earned a PhD... ended up judging pies

if i was handling that puppet i would spill SO MUCH TEA

i’m being paid to be here

Did you immediately dump him??

ew

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More stars for this!

Is she also wearing Kim Kardashian’s old face?