Will you be my mother?

A COOTIE SHOT?

At least they're helping people get their daily dose of veggies??

Want. these. shoes.

This coming from the man who brutally quarantined non-Ebola-carriers because "I'm scared."

Yep, that's about what I expected him to look like

Men think these are so cool but it's like, .... a penis.....

Can we replace Bruce with me in this picture so I can be the middle of this HOT MAN SANDWICH #itsnotgay/incestinathreeway

I'm sick of people thinking ASL (American Sign Language) interpreters are "humorous." Deaf people/ASL users apply emphasis through exaggerated facial expressions. So when a hearing person says, "There is a massive storm ahead," an ASL interpreter signs, "big" and then uses his/her face to illustrate just HOW BIG this…

I will never stop thanking GOD that Ted Cruz was born in Canada. #dodgedthatbullet

It's called "being male"

Missing a hunk of flesh??

But what if it was TODD Packer???

Not necessarily. Which is what scares me.

Wait, so only dudes can hope to prevent forest fires? Like ladies are too dumb to notice where they leave their burning matches? Hm.....

"This glass of male tears is so delicious!!"

Have just casual relationships/one night stands with women? Nah. I'm a player but not a man-hoe. I like flirting a lot and stuff, but I never go beyond that. It's just not my style.

dat FACE!!

And those shoes!! Don't look easy to wear with a pair of jeans, let alone a battalion of bejeweled feather dusters!!

There are so many women who, for whatever reason, support and agree with those same men, lending "credence" to the craziness.