I can think of few things creepier than showering with Marilyn Manson IN THE DARK

I think it's spelled "omish."

Why is JarJar Binks on this Marc Jacobs runway?

ALL ARCHITECTS ALWAYS USE ALL CAPS. ALL THE DRAWINGS I WORK ON HAVE ALL CAPS, IT'S LEFTOVER FROM THE DAYS WHEN PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW WHICH WORDS TO CAPITALIZE, I MEAN, THAT'S STILL A PROBLEM...JUST CAPITALIZE EVERYTHING, INSTEAD OF LEARNING GRAMMAR!

I use the Amazon gift cards to buy sex toys.

Canada seems smart

Allegedly

What — what do they do in their morning meetings at these Universities? "Oh, the women are complaining about rape, again, what to do??" "Oh, let's ignore it, hopefully it'll blow over." "Yes, great idea, that's our plan of (in)action. All in favor say Aye." Like, DUH that's a bad idea. OF COURSE that's going to bite…

I would still hit that nerd-dad version of Drake.

Is it 55 new cases per day? I wonder how many of the 55 are repeat attacks, how many people have to suffer multiple rapes

But sadly, they won't.