good one.

lolz broski - so because they scored more but lost by more, that’s better? you can’t have it both ways.

oof - this is just sad to see on my return back to work. i should just let this be - but i’ll bite.

been dominating this since the start - pretty fun. you should take a 1/2 day vacation today - i know it’s already past 3pm but that’s what your 1/2 days consist of. you could use a breather here, clear your head and come back with a real argument.  please, see you back here in oh, 7 mins?

you just can’t quit - and this is what makes this so fun.

to be continued...

thanks dudeski!  what an honor!

keep avoiding the question at hand.

lolz never said i was a “salesman” first dog - can’t you read? i said “sales bonus.” you assumed from there dawg! (two different “dog” spellings lolz) good for you! but you’ve proven that reading is hard for you! there’s people in our office who aren’t “salesmen” but get “sales bonuses” - what a weird concept dudeski!

BRO! no way dudeski! you didn’t just ignore the question at hand for the 20 trillionth time (holy CRAP what a large number bruh!)

good reply bruh! glad you were able to come back with a good argument as to why OU and Clemson deserve it more. still waiting - or have you been air jordaned on too many times?! SLAM, duh duh duh (a little Onyx reference brah!)

hmmm - i just went looking for anything else other than your conference championship argument - can’t find it anywhere.

haha this is so fun for me - but as a big bad senior engineer, why aren’t you engiNERDing things (lolz!) - you seem to be on Deadspin a lot more. what does the “senior” mean? i’m super impressed!

lol cool bro - you’re a senior engineer. nice work dog!

“i gave you my opinion - and lots of people gave me internet points - which i turned into an Applebee’s gift card!” cool story bro!

lolz - i’ll take my 4 weeks vacation time bruh (oh and 5 days for sales bonuses too - so if you can do math, it’s 5 weeks).

“but but but you didn’t win!” says the guy who can only make one claim lolz.

exactly. count the W over here. i scrolled up - only could find “conference championship” - and if that’s your only answer, i’ll chalk up the W over here.

what answer did you give? please refresh my stupid brain memory. i not smart - me dumb.

1+1 = 2. hmm ok let’s do the math..