Should we go through Oklahoma’s schedule too? We can start off with their fantastic OT home win vs that stellar Army program. Or maybe their single digit victories over high power teams like OSU and Texas Tech. Or their LOSS to Texas.  Or their struggles against Kansas.

you realize you just said Illinois, Nebraska, Indiana, Minnesota can field decent teams? they’re the bottom of the Big 10 barrel. Illinois has been terrible for years. Nebraska is awful. Indiana has never been more than mediocre. Minnesota has been mediocre at best

lol FTFY you - hilarious!  did you just come up with that?

Exactly - you’re cherry picking how ND struggled against Vandy and Ball State. Do you really expect a D1 team (not named Alabama) to destroy every team they play? We can play that game if you want to.

you do realize that schedules are made years in advance, right? it’s not like ND has some crystal ball when creating their future schedules going “oh yea, 2018 is the year Stanford, USC and Florida State are going to have down years.”

That’s about $7,000 a month (if my assumption is correct that you meant $250/day). Yep, can confirm - could live off that and never work another day in my life.

I hope Magary decides to get people to write in about their best coaches they had growing up.  Reading your comment and others in the comment section about their best coaches has been nice.  I’m on the cusp of becoming a first time parent - and as much as I don’t want to coach my kid(s) growing up, maybe I’d be better…

Poop stories & Grandpa stories are great - don’t get me wrong.

there are days where i seriously do the bare fucking minimum. seriously. but that means i’m taking care of my customers. so if i only get a few requests in a given day, i take care of them basically on the spot and then go back to fucking around. my customers think i’m really good at my job and they really like me. my…

2nd - have never once felt uncomfortable about it.  i hope he keeps doing it.

you realize that only $10 million of the contract offer from the Steelers was guaranteed money, right?

damn you and your reasoning.  

Just curious - what’s stopping him from reporting anywhere from now until week 10 and then suffering a “nagging” injury. Maybe he plays a little bit but then says “his foot hurts” or whatever. That way he’s there, he played some but he’s not being overused.

But it’s not about the 14.5 million this year. It’s about future GUARANTEDD money (like Gurely’s $45 million guaranteed).

It’s not splitting hairs. How is this hard to comprehend? Gurley just signed a deal with $45 million guaranteed. Why in the world wouldn’t Bell want something similar?  The Steelers offer to Bell was laughable.

off topic - but i am now intrigued by your negotiating class.  was that through work or did you do that on your own? 

man - You sound like such an awful person.  I’m glad I don’t see the world like you do.

I think you meant to say “I am dumb. blah blah blah.  I’m dumb.”

I do that shit (pun intended) too. No fucking way I’m walking out to a bathroom with people just standing there so they can see me after I took a shit. Admittedly, I’m weird though.

yep.  have a good day.  well, actually, have a shitty day.  that’s the kind of day you deserve.