I feel sorry for you. But there’s still hope for you. One day you’ll get it. Hopefully sooner rather than later. Until then, I would kindly like to tell you to STFU.

Yea man (or woman!). I’m right there with you.

I’m pretty sure what you are saying is true about how you worked hard and got good grades and everything. I wouldn’t try to take that away from you. Good on you for getting to where you are.

eh I disagree. We got a Trader Joe’s about a year ago. I love it as my wife and I can be in & out in 10 minutes. A lot of frozen things so I don’t have to worry about a lot of items spoiling either. The people working there are nice and checkout is usually pretty fast.

oh my god thank you. i hate Ikea with a passion. if one ever opens near where we live, that might be my time to leave this planet (not really, but i really really really hate Ikea).

Someone setting up a GoFundMe for this? I’ll absolutely donate.

haha don’t joke like that on a Monday!

I’m getting pretty close to giving up on the NFL. How can I support this trash? The ONLY reason I even care anymore is fantasy football with high school and college friends. But I feel like I could leave that in the dust and not miss it for one second. I’d miss the occasional trash talk between friends and the…

It, it’s like they don’t even care to try to cover it up. I’d say I’m surprised by it but I’m not. What a pud. I really don’t know if this country would be better off with him as our President. How long until 2020?

I wanted to star this (but didn’t) mainly so more people might see this incoherent babbling of worthless drivel. Trump, is that you? I’ve seen the below clip in many places...but it fits perfectly here you fucking prick.

For those of you who are potentially looking to get into hockey this year but don’t have 2.5 to 3 hours to watch all the games, I’d strongly urge you to check out http://www.dtmts.com/ (Deadspin introduced me to this a few years ago). It’s a 5-6 min reply of the highlights without giving you the score. I’d love to…

I’m in account management / sales and have to see customers every week. But I deal with buyers, engineers, maintenance people...really all walks. I grew a beard and I might trim it and/or shave it every couple of weeks. I don’t think I’m losing any sales over it but if I am, it’s worth the time I save by not really…

you gotta be a troll. because the only way to show respect for the people who died for us to have the right to protest injustices in this country is by standing during an anthem before a football game. yea, you’re on point. there’s no other way to show respect because the flag and anthem is totally about the…

lol good one. wait, what we’re we talking about?!

good on people replying to your ridiculous take. i can’t believe i’m wasting seven seconds writing this. you’re a troll. eat a dick.

oh my god that’s fantastic. i’ve never seen that before. i was confused for the first 30 seconds and then dying of laughter the next 2 mins!

i hate myself a little bit for knowing who Scott Stapp is.

i heard my old high school has exactly 7 juniors on the varsity football team (20 seniors). granted, i went to a school with about 500 total students but our football team never was that low on juniors. it’s a sign of the times if you ask me.

i don’t have kids yet but i’m starting to picture my kids playing soccer. i would love it if they played hockey (my first love) but hockey isn’t big where i live.

This. This is why I’m slowly starting to get behind soccer. I only need to invest two hours of my time on either Sat or Sun morning. It’s really not boring (as I long thought it was). The fact that it’s over before noon gives you ample time to do a lot of other things the rest of the day. Also, we have a USL team…