True story: my brother and I,both in our 20s, went home for a weekend and took our mom to see this movie. When propeller guy plonked, I bent forward, looking to my right (our mom was sitting between us), and found my brother was also bent forward, looking towards me, and we both had the same shit-eating grins on our…

I said this when The Takeout brought it up last Friday and I’ll say it again here because some things bear repeating:

So, I think something that parents have forgotten from their non-kid days is that often, maybe even most of the time, the non-parent giving the advice doesn’t care what you do with your kid, they are trying to find the most polite way possible to say ‘handle X issue and handle it now.’ They feel like it’s more polite…

What Transformers movie was that from?

100% This.

Hey, this is America. We can be stupid in LOTS of different ways at the same time!

Question is, did he lose his sense of smell? Would be a shame if he could no longer smell what he was cooking.

As someone who lives in the town where Hormel is headquartered, I can’t emphasize enough what a big deal this is. While they have a large sales & management presence scattered around the USA, the bulk of their laborforce are people working at their plants. A large percentage of that workforce are immigrants &…

“Two guys who can afford to live in NYC disagree about whether or not they should live in NYC, commenters debate which is more insufferable.”

Remember those innocent days when we thought that was the kookiest thing a President of the United States of America would say?

rule #1: Don’t rely on your employer for life insurance.  

Well an intelligent and compassionate government would put laws in place to make sure people are paid and business can stay closed long term until the virus is mitigated.

Did... you just call basic scientific discussion “weasel words”?

Question: What studies have you been reading that are ever 100% sure that they have found what they have found?

Because I will say that I’m CERTAIN that uncertain words are generally typical of most scientific and technical conversations.

For example:

If you…

Username/comment synergy is strong here.

Never ever want to hear about people making a couple hundred bucks extra on welfare when people in these types of positions can make hundreds of thousands or millions fraudulently with little scrutiny.

Way the along forgot we memories the was treasure real the.

The real treasure was the memories we forgot along the way.

To be perfectly honest, I’m surprised A) the video doesn’t autoplay and B) there’s not a second video on the side that autoplays at the same time.

see, this all makes sense because the average american road is like 75 years old. 

No no no no no. Have you ever watched Daniel Tiger? He’s the worst.