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They stole my design. I drew that exact car on the inside of my Trapper Keeper in middle school.

counter counterpoint: just rewatched it last week.

You never understand how little time you have as a new dad until you are wrist deep in poop. You will think you have time to work on an old car, then your kid with start throwing up. This is just how it works”

You are a new dad. You won’t be cool for the next 10-15 years. Your life will revolve around the new baby then school/after school stuff. You will have drool stains on you/the car. You new cologne is eau de barf/formula. Cheerios and Goldfish will haunt the interior of whatever you buy. French fries and nuggets will

If you skip out on the yachts, harems and cocaine, the GT3 RS is a lot more affordable of an option.

I’ve been reading that some schools are thinking of offering 1 credit “Fuck ICE” classes (well maybe they won’t call them that) which will meet on campus maybe twice a semester to get around this. Oh, and they may have relaxed attendance rules for the class.

From what I understand, he wasn’t going to throw away his shot.

I dig it. You could also market it as the official car of the rhythm method.

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“It had crew quarters, making it almost like an RV, a very advanced RV."

These cover the spectrum pretty well, but nothing about us folk with young children. Without daycare, we’re both going strong from 5:30am until 9pm, 7 days a week - either working, or 1v2 with the kids (age 1 and 3) while the other is working.

Or one dollar. Ya can’t take it with ya.

With a great show, yes, it’s possible. But how many times have you done a marathon binge where you suddenly realise in the middle that you haven’t taken in anything from the last 20 minutes?

Apatow once responded memorably to this criticism by complaining that audiences think nothing of an extended Netflix binge, but somehow chafe when asked to sit for 15 or 20 minutes longer than expected for a feature film.

The people at Pixar Cry Laboratory really threw a lot of R&D into this.

Potato Head being able to transfer his powers of ambulation to any object that will allow him to insert his plastic limbs. That was the start of what could have been some incredible body horror set pieces, and Pixar chose not to do it like cowards.

Not to take away from any of that, but I watched Nazis get their faces melted off, have their heads exploded, and get their eyes burned out by ghosts at age 8. The movie I saw that happen in is now my favorite of all time. Those kids will most likely be fine.

Maybe, but once I had a couple of 2- to- 4-year-olds myself, I got it completely, and they nailed it.  Little kids destroy the absolute living shit out of their toys, even the ones they have and love at home.

I know my liver is.

I’ve been wondering when exactly “it’s a free country” started to mean “I don’t have to obey any rules at all.” I think it it was sometime in late January, 2017.

Goddamn, I teared up just READING this. “Daddy, what’s wrong with your eyes?” My then four year old daughter asked me when we watched this together the first time. Now I have to leave the room whenever they watch it, which is rarely because both of my kids can’t take that scene either. Add to that that my daughter is