Pareve isn’t necessarily vegan, though: fish and eggs are pareve.

That still costs you money, but you’ve already paid it.

I’m here to help.

Yeah, now some 8 year-old has a vintage Porsche. 

Sigh as well, now where did I put that gif-

*sigh*

You might know this but a lot of people probably don’t: on land line telephones (maybe 2005 and earlier era), pushing buttons to dial didn’t actually send any data, it just made the familiar “beep boop” noise and it’s the actual audio tone that performed the dialing.

Also obligatory:

That “Give it to a Foster Kid” should be in the headline, if not the first paragraph. Don’t leave such a positive and meaningful idea nearly forgotten at the end, like so many foster kids feel.

I know, I’m saying they would catch Diego and the assistant stacking shells or whatever slang term tortoises use for sex. 

I am looking at seeing a personal trainer at my gym in the next couple months. My only requirement for my work-outs will be “I refuse to do any burpees”.

I just made tooth brushing part of the bedtime routine as young as possible. As soon as she had her first tooth. She does the entire bedtime routine or she does none of it. If she wants to skip tooth brushing, she also skips bedtime book and bedtime song to just go straight to bed, and she's not willing to give that…

It’s fucking milk

Negative percent changes in sales of the Q50, Q60, Q70, QX30, QX50, QX60, and QX80—coincidentally, also cars I cannot for the life of me accurately bring to mind, no matter how hard I try.

The famous scene where Paulie throws Adrian’s turkey in the alley originally had a followup scene.

I think that scene sums up the cocaine abuse going on during the 80s. 

Yes. This. A thousand times this.

tell me more about this deep fried apple pie...

1) May God bless you. I am sorry for your loss.

We registered for china, then took every piece and returned them to Macy’s for store credit.