No amount of SVP talking about gambling is going to make me watch a talk show about sports.

The fact that an NFL game is a 4 hour insurance, beer, car, and financial services commercial with 10 minutes of actual football playing is killing the league.

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Bake it with some ground italian sausage and tomato sauce, cover it with mozzarella, and that’s a goddamn good meal.

He could save the overseas shipping costs if hes willing to travel in a different vehicle

I guess we’ll never know, because who watches Fox Sports 1.

I’m very curious as to what non-traditional European shoulder treatments look like.

First you dim the lights to set the mood. Next you look them right in the eyes. Then WHAMMMMOOOO right up side your head.

All those fancy dinners at the fancy restaurants and you never realized you were sitting in a high chair.

Here’s Eli holding a tiny bucket.

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

They have jetpacks. The future always has jetpacks.

Here’s your persona. You’re Billy “Big Time” Jankowski. You wear sunglasses. Headphones. And an unwashed hoodie. You normally gamble online. From your mother’s basement. Where you live.

Fultz: When do you think I can play again, doc?

Great if you want to appear more knowledgable than you really are.

For a song called ‘Piano Man’ there sure is a lot of fucking harmonica in it.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

Songs that should never be played again, an incomplete list:

Pack it up, folks, we’re not beating this one.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”