More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

I thought the book was about flowers?

**crowd cheers in unison** HOW OLD IS HE?!

The true MLB Home Run record is 84 for Dixoutfor Harambe, who I used to dominate in MLB the Show on easy mode while stoned out of my mind.

Being treated like a bad guy for expressing displeasure in reaction to some really shitty conduct by others is totally unheard of among NFL players.

This is crass, but I hope they give the family season tickets or something like that. The dad seems to be calculating a bit too: talking through as a father, but very careful to not seem to be threatening litigation. I’ll bet when they found out he was a lawyer, the Yankees got a bit weirder about it.

I would guess that Poupon is this guy’s favorite mustard and what he did to his drivers seat.

The Yankees really are the worst. They essentially thoughts and prayer’ed a little girl over safety nets.

Hasn’t nearly every GPS/navigation app had this option for at least the last 10 years?

What you cannot tell from that picture however, is that it is not actually 25,000 Texans, but rather 2500 Texans that take up the same amount of space. Everything really is bigger in Texas.

A ______ has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president.

You say that now, but I think your tune will change after the first $20M.

But that’s exactly it. By never rocking the boat, by never really holding anyone’s feet to the fire- whether players, coaches, execs, NFL brass, etc. beyond maybe wrist-slap efforts at most- he can stay on good terms with everyone, and retain that access. It’s useless- it’s like having the key to every room in a hotel…

“Louisiana”

What did all those generations of American soldiers die for since 1776 if not for a rigid suppression of dissent and absolute loyalty of all citizens to federal power?

Well, at least those players had an excuse for not standing during the national anthem.

I’m pretty sure I saw an opposing fan kicked out of Yankee Stadium one time for wearing the wrong hat. I think it was the Orioles.

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

Ah, yes, the “Mutually Assured Destruction” method of parenting.