. . . unless you go deep into the Ohio State corners of the internet . . . .

A pass play at the goal line. Jesus Christ. And I don’t even LIKE the Seahawks.

Not sure what you guys are getting at but the fine citizens of LA have always supported the NFL. Hell, look how many Angelenos showed their support for the very first Super Bowl. 

Ok, if Milwaukee is your idea of hell, then you are going to shit in your britches when you hear about Gary, Indiana.

If this whining from both teams keeps up Rob Manfred is going to turn this car around and go straight home and this time I mean it.

Can confirm.

“Crichton books were notoriously full of pseudo-science and half understood concepts”

It’s the kind of math you do when you want to further a narrative, my friend.

Which jogging stroller am I suggesting you buy?

Gotta go my damn weiner kids are looking at me

As someone who has been a Baez fan since his first pro season in the minors, their ain’t no way to do life other than to Javy the fuck outa it.

Baez is slashing .291/.342/.539 with 10 homers since the All-Star Break while filling in full-time at Short (and doing a damn fine job of it). also, he’s fun as shit to watch and routinely infuriates and thrills depending on the game or shit, even the inning. Strike out on a slider 3 feet outside the zone? hit a 400…

Never forget.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

great now you’ve ruined pizza

Now that I have a family and crap, I don’t come home at 2am on Saturday morning drunk anymore. When I did, the best snack would be pizza or leftover chicken quesadilla. Polish that off with half a quart of lemon iced tea and you’re hangover free when you wake up at 5am for no reason.

rental cars are always the fastest cars in the world

Yes, I just checked to see if they play the Bears this year.

Whoa, easy there, mon frere. That’s a little offensive. I happen to live down in Miami. My buddy told me it was designed by some guy named Hermano. Can’t go around insulting Hermano like that.