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There is a stark difference between honoring those that died, and honoring the cause they died for. These statues, as are ones of Lee, Jackson, and the rest of the Southern leadership, aren’t glorifying the dead, they are glorifying their cause. It’s a “Noble Defeat” instead of what it really was, the put down of

How bad is it for the Illini?

give a quick thanks

I remember that one! For me, it was Commander Keen (and Wolfenstein/Doom when I could sneak it past my parents). Floppy disks were exchanged on the playground. No joke.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

assigned to the Triple-A Albuquerque Isotopes

You’d think Jeter would be a little more understanding about keeping around a fan-favorite statue in the field.

Good to know a 50 mph crash is equivalent to driving off a 7 story building. Buckle up, kids.

Our president has renovated and modernized our entire nuclear arsenal in only 6 months? Did he also hit a hole-in-one 18 times on the golf course and bowl a perfect game?

This brings up an interesting point that I’ve always observed. In my purely anecdotal experience working with clients, I always make it a point to shake their hand out of respect, women included. I’d say seven out of ten women I go to shake hands with, have no idea what to do. I’ll reach out my hand and you see this

If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?

no way this is awesome.

Just to reiterate: in a sane world, THIS would be the early gaffe to end all gaffes for the Trump administration.

I know I’m not the only person who got the impression they were trying to be some kind of anti-brand that either coincidentally or by design found a market in generally conservative, wannabe-SWAT team members. And then they expected to suddenly get over trying to be the opposite of that. Only kids and squares like

I still think the game where the Bears only punted (no TDs, interceptions, fumbles, or FGs) is the most impressive feat in sports history.

He travelled.

$20 sunglasses?!?!? Well laaaaa-deeee-dahhh, Mr. Zuckerberg.

Seriously. All (one) diamonds and other wedding bands are insured in our house. I have my damn DSLR insured.

Someone should invent reflective surfaces mounted on the sides of cars that allow drivers to check for bicycles or other cars.