eh, sports are fine, people are bad. You never see this shit during puppy bowl.

You could put Craig Robinson in a PONTIAC commercial, and I would watch with glee. PB&J ride again!

I firmly believe that Parks & Rec is one of the greatest comedies of all time, but yeah, the first season was not good at all. I’m hoping even if this isn’t great out of the gate, it gets a solid chance at improvement.

That’s not the way I learned it. You start with a city-state, then you clear out barbarians and send out colonists. Before you know it you’re developing nuclear weapons.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

My favorite Adam West fact: If you find a copy of the 2014 Sun Valley phone book and looked up Adam West, it reads “See Wayne, Bruce (Millionaire)”. Then, if you looked up “Wayne, Bruce (Millionaire)”, it reads “Please consult Crime Fighters in the Yellow Pages”. Next, if you looked up “Crime Fighters” in the yellow…

This seems to be a common misconception. After the IPO, the price of stock has no direct effect on the company until it tries to raise more capital in the future. So it sucks for Blue Apron investors, but the company will live or die by their sales in the next couple years, not the stock price.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

Shouldn’t he be looking the other way?

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

Pilot here. Can confirm lowness of runways.

Here’s one more.

I’ve never understood why people will pay $100 to watch guys with gloves fighting when I can go down to the Taco Bell down the street and see fights every night. AND I can get tacos while watching.

The 90s just showed up, stole my old man cane, and laughed as it pelted my bald spot with pogs.

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

“OK, let’s make a pact. Either this is going to be the best vacation ever or we agree to disband and join other families.”

I grew up with a “We’re never going on another god damn Vacation Dad”

I get where he’s coming from. If there’s one thing Russians hate it’s unfairly trying to dictate the outcome of what should be a impartial process.