is that an order of operations
1. boner
2. boning
3. preggers
4. baby

LeBron’s value is probably equal to the value of one whole NBA franchise.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Well, there goes the Clippers’ run of being somewhat slightly kind of sort of but ultimately not really relevant.

This may sound terrible, but it isn’t unprecedented. In 2014, former Mariners catcher Jesus Montero was a perfect 31-for-31 at Baskin-Robbins.

A travel ban meant to last exactly 90 days so that “stricter betting procedures” could be implemented. It’s been more than 90 days since the ban was deployed, meaning those procedures are no doubt complete. Ergo, the ban that shouldn’t currently exist.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

The thing is...they put that on at the factory. There’s nothing I can do.

You’re gonna want that TruCoat.

If it’s your team, why not just fire the GM?

Trainer: How are you feeling today, Vlatko?

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

I guess all I’m trying to say is that if the Confederacy didn’t want to be called a bunch of losers they shouldn’t have lost

Always House Gorgeousness truthers.

I will eat the berry for lunch. 

That’s a tomacco

What’s The Best Store To Daydream About Robbing?

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

I told a cop at a stoplight once that he had a brake light out and that I would let him go with a warning this time. He didn’t think it was as funny as I did.