LORD HAVE MERCY!

“They don’t refund you by spitting out the same bill you put in?”

Holy shit, 51% NP - 49% CP!

1 can of black Plasti-Dip for the wheel covers lol

No way it’s a stripper with this, standard: Premium MitSound™ single speaker AM sound system with Liquid Crystal Display technology..

Premium MitSound™ single speaker AM sound system with Liquid Crystal Display technology...

If you’re gonna rock those shit hubcaps at least throw some black Plasti-Dip on em. Or better yet just pull the fuckers off and rock the black steelies underneath. Slap on some window tint too, so you’re not seen driving the shit box. Now the car is just ugly, instead of ucking fugly lol.

What a fuckin whore, am I right??

Right, you can’t leave people hanging like that...

Wtf...almost 10 days and no fuckin stars for this???

OOOH LORD! MY NECK!!! MY BACK!!!

Drafting baby! Gotta get those drafting MPGs, especially on them big rigs lol!

Yea, I’m 38 years old and only once have I experienced monsoon level rain like that. I was a delivery driver on the highway. At first everyone slowed down to about 15-20 mph and threw on their hazards, but it got even worse with 2-3 minutes, and eventually everyone came to a complete stop and just parked in the middle…

“Sitting parked in traffic on an interchange and sliding sideways toward the guard rail is an awful feeling.”

Holy fuck $250 for 5 miles?! And that’s way back in ‘05, thirteen fuckin years ago too! A tow today on a nice flatbed would cost about that much. But $250 13 years ago...fuck me.

Damn, I came to post the obvious...an old Conti, but voted for the old Jeep Wagoneer, but I can totally see this choice.

I came to post an old Lincoln Conti but man...I think you fuckin nailed it.

That was some great fuckin narration!

Funny, 300 is on and ending right now as I type this lol

Guess no else got your reference there Starboy...