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Those are fuckin awesome! I mean I’m a 38yr old man and everyone that knows me knows I’m a Yankee Candle freak, but I would love a candle disguised as a beer bottle.

Those are fuckin awesome! I mean I’m a 38yr old man and everyone that knows me knows I’m a Yankee Candle freak, but

“there’s a scent that’s fresh air and sea salt”

“there’s a scent that’s fresh air and sea salt”

 What an idiot!

Dude, how fuckin slick was that HTC One M7 when you first held it in your hand to actually use it for the first time??

Exactly. Like Kevin Gates says...

Lmao! Yea, that would’ve been a way better example, because it’s the one I hear the most.

Cool shit. I assume the blue parts are where the keys were photo manipulated? Where the teeth would be?

Yea lol... They’d have to replace the name Dog with his wife’s name to make the title of the show sound better.

Lol yea...that’s like when someone apologizes before saying something rude, so you can’t get mad at them or whatever. Like...

The secretary at the place I worked got rear ended 6 times in 3 years! They say when you get rear ended it’s always the rear enders fault but she had to have something to do with it! Nobody is that unlucky!

Fucking awesome

It looks better than the fucking car!

Holy frick man! I’m 5'9" 155lbs and I don’t think I would’ve been able to crawl in or out of those cars they’re parked so frickin tightly!

So last night I came across a show on the D.I.Y. channel called “The Vanilla Ice Project” lol...it’s Vanilla Ice rehabbing million dollar plus homes in Florida, all along the ocean front. I watched 4 episodes and every one was right on the beach. In every home he did, he installed what he called Impact Glass. He would

Hell yeah! What time?! Just text me yo!

Yes! And a gallon of bleach and a 55gal drum!

I think these would be the opposite of spinners...

“Tell her to not sit on the car”

Good luck getting some!

Ok, Cloroxy smelling bag sauce I get, but.......