Ahhh shit...I fuckin LOL’d

Well, who knows what the bf actually did to the chick lol.

FUUUUCCK THAT SUCKS! I can relate, although my ride that someone tried to burn to the ground was a ‘91 Chevy van.

Lmao!

Lmao!

Lol. It sounds like a gas engine radio controlled toy car.

I knew I’ve seen her before!

I knew I’ve seen her before!

Hahaha! Damn dude, what have you been searching for that to pop up? Hmmm😆

Hahaha! Damn dude, what have you been searching for that to pop up? Hmmm😆

Why, what’s wrong with her eyebrow game son? Shit looks on point to me.

Why, what’s wrong with her eyebrow game son? Shit looks on point to me.

I eat the pussy, and sometimes enjoy that more than sex itself...

Why they even make busses like that idk. They don’t make nearly enough turns to warrant that stupid design.

You nasty son!

GAWD DAYUM! AND PEOPLE EAT THESE FUCKERS??!!

The best use of “Do you know who I am?” is when someone is about to kill you. If they ask who, don’t answer. Just laugh and say “You’ll find out soon enough if you’re ​stupid enough to kill me.”

GAWD DAMN!

“So—how much is it worth to you to look good?”

“no better than the ones they sell at Lowe’s or Home Depot”

“Pence’s hand oils, dirt, dust, and taquito crumbs or maybe Werther’s Originals fragments”

“it was my very first thought”

FINALLY! That is all this article made me think of...Is that episode of Seinfeld!

FINALLY! That is all this article made me think of...Is that episode of Seinfeld!