Small, pedantic note: The formula 2 team is Prema, not Premat.

K. .... who?
I know you guys have been really scraping the barrel to put as many “racing” stories as possible on Jalopnik lately, but did you steal this story from Jezebel? 

So, a bong vacuum. Neat!

This makes me wonder what would happen if I drove my old ex-Forest Service truck into a national park... Would everyone suddenly pick up their litter and extinguish their campfires?

Well, for starters, I would turn around and find another way. It’s not like you’re just driving along, minding your own business, when a crowd of protesters magically appears out of nowhere and starts pounding on your windows. 

You probably didn't watch the 2nd video, or read the transcript. The guy could have went another way. Bye 🤡

Best thing would probably be stay home.

All the best designs are from the 1980s. We should reïntroduce these graphs. Here’s a mockup of a depreciation graph for a Chevrolet:

{fart noise}

I want more info on the Changli.

I don’t know which is worse:

*for racists.  It’s complicated for racists.  

Yeah this is nuts.

Despite NYPD’s claims, the videos posted of the event show no bottles or rocks being thrown as these men snatched up the protester and hustled her into an unmarked minivan, though clearly marked cops on Trek-brand bikes can be seen maintaining a perimeter around the kidnapping

Claire, it would be an honor. Thank you. Also, if you forget to put the bowl into the fridge the night before, 10 mins in the freezer before you’re ready for cereal works.

oh my god that makes way more sense

I think they’re just suggesting you chill the bowl itself, not pour the cereal and milk and then chill it.

If the US government developed this plane, it would DEFINITELY use them in military applications.

Trust no military.

Maybe I’m being over-sensitive, but that 2nd-to-last paragraph about potential military application kind of plays into the anti-Chinese propaganda being floated by the current administration. Why can’t it be what they said? Search and rescue, tanker plane? Chinese get to have these too, right?

This hasn’t aged well, apparently.

Every team’s job is to make their car as fast as it can be. If the best way to do that is by copying Mercedes, why not do that?