@Ozymandias: @walls99: :/ sucks being a traditionalist that doesn't really see the point in these things when we all have cellphones and each other's numbers that serves the same purpose.

@Zinger314: I have 265 and it's more than enough for me, considering I only actively talk to about 10-15 of them on a regular basis.

@walls99: If you have over 250 Facebook friends, you're either infinitely popular, or else you play Mafia Wars and are stupid enough to join the plethora of ADD ME groups out there.

@Zinger314: I can see this cat-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

The Daily Star really does pull a few crackers out of the bag every now and then. But at least it's not the Daily Sun. Now that's one red-top that really should just revert to being toilet paper.

@oogabubchub: .. you mean Heavy?

@vidhagans: FYI: I do have room-mates, but that's only my share of the rent, that €300. That's all-in though including bills for the garbage, electricity and internet.

@phicaluk: Well it's actually out about €20 from the rent, but that covers the leccy bill.

@VincentGrey: I found this out AGES ago. NeoSeeker's just as bad.

Up until the end of April, estimate how much you'll be out of pocket over both new games and DLC. I'll kick things off:

Have Flower already, looks like I'm not taking the PS3 home this weekend.

@hot_heart: :( that's the answer I didn't want.

@hot_heart: Every time I play that demo i have Epic One Liner tabbed just so I can do the whole Horatio thing every time Jayden dons the shades. Does that make me a bad person, considering I don't even watch CSI?

@maxtothez: Well done, sir. +1 Internets to you, as well as a Heart. Because let's face it, in Zelda, you'll need them.

@Acebuckeye13: Blasting Zombies and Taking Names: Internet Explorer MADE A GAME???

I haven't laughed as much at one of your columns in a while, thanks Tim.

@Black-Dog-Howls: You mean like if some badass fire demon like Ifrit tried world domination, yet gets horribly owned by a freak snowstorm of Blizzaga that just naturally happens? That'd be awesome.

@Killer Toilet: CryTek are probably no more. Fans are said to have boycotted Crysis 4 after they ported it to Nintendo.

1pm Easter? Wow that's a heck of a delay! :P

@Digitalguardian: Yes. Never walk ANYWHERE NEW without L1 held down. You'll thank me later.