Now no need to be so cynical. It’s just one small oversight.

I went to one Pokemon card game tournament. I was eleven. I met an old, fat man who told me we’d play for keeps. Don’t know if I even knew the official rules, since my brother and I just made up our own version. He took all of my cards. If you’re reading this, old man, I hate you. You’re the fucking worst.

The saddest thing about this is that there are people like us who think this was a total shit show and the President was an idiot AGAIN. But there are people out there who will think this was great. That the President can’t be racist! He’s shaking hands with a Jew....not just anyone, but THE JEWISH guy. And that the…

That’s going to make for a really, really awkward workplace discussion when Bannon sends him to the camps.

Maybe he has short term memory loss that started the day after the election. He just keeps coming back to his victory because that’s the last thing that is really firmly in his head. Everything after could just be a fever dream to him. (and us if we were lucky.)

so he’s definitely got alzhiemers then

You’d think Duke would have more compassion for Evans during his time of need (call me, Chris).

Yea, they are all in a flap about it. I’d love to just throttle them all.

Well, when you’re wright, you’re wright.

While puns are uplifting, this one just didn’t land with me. ;)

This joke flew over my head

I am in yaw over the neighborhood complaints. I am glad he isn’t rolling over and I hope he pitches one hell of a fight.

The owner said he wasn’t there when his plane was dismantled. I guess he took flight.

Would you be quiet, I’m busy sacrificing a goat to Zeus!

Probably a Cessna desist order too.

Look, obviously I disagree with the man’s views, but the death of any human being is . . . excuse me for a minute.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Added, thank you.

Hell this could be an awesome idea for a gated community, there are already golf course communities, communities with pools, tennis courts, etc... A community with a shared car shop with lifts, tools, and stuff would be an awesome place to live in.