I'm pretty sure that Fleury's jersey taped to the crossbar would make the playoffs as long as Sid and Geno were on the team.

Me too, I am shaking trying not to guffaw at work

I don't think I have ever rooted harder for the meteor

Jay Bell would have handed his beer to a teammate and politely turned in immediately after the game.

Joe Girardi would appreciate it if your team would stop using pitchers that throw off his batters' comfort and timing. He just wants everyone else to let the Yankees win, is that too much to ask, really?

Jay Bell's Selflessness WONDERS why Raysism didn't say anything about the First Amen...

This is the only thing I'm reading about Ray Rice from now on.

That is so fucking cheesy.

They're going to be setting themselves on fire in the process. No one from the league is going to talk to them again if they name names. Their careers will be over, especially Mort and Schefter, whose careers are completely dependent on trafficking information. It would be noble, but I can't blame them for wanting to…

This shithead is slipping and needs to resign immediately.

I don't even want to know if Samer's dad actually wrote that. In my head he did and it is hysterical.

I really hope Darren Rovell sues National Geographic for the ghost writing credit they so obviously jobbed him out of.

I ran cross country and track in college. I agree with you completely.

I wonder if, sabermetrically speaking, Devin Hester is really worth a roster spot if he brings only two or three good plays a season.

Please correct my math where it is wrong, but the following is the yearly difference of what Cincy's cap hit will be if they cut Dalton prior to the season in question, against the cap hit if they keep him for that season:

Do you really think Dalton's going to play the seventh year of that deal? Or even the fifth?

There have been rumors that he's not healthy, but there have been warning signs for the last few years that he's aging. He's steadily lost fastball velocity every season since 2009 and it has accelerated this year. He's currently throwing 92-93 where he threw 95-96 at his peak. That spells doom for flyball pitchers…

I still like the A's pitching here. Verlander looks like he's done, and Sanchez, whose K-rate is way down this year, just finished up a disastrous July (6.03 ERA!). I'd bill an A's-Tigers ALCS as a battle of the A's' pitching and defense against the Tigers' hitting.

Tom, I want to make it clear that I don't condone the hostile nature of anonymous Internet criticism. I can't say that enough. If you are someone who trolls anonymously on the Internet just for the sake of being an asshole, you deserve to have your genitals covered in acid-filled paper cuts. Having said that, Tom, if…

We must know: Which teammate is Judas?